Lyrics and junk

I had a previous post about getting old. They say you start to lose your hearing when you age. I have this thing where I swear I know the lyrics of a song, a catch phrase, old saying or slang-but I soooo get it wrong! I idiotically will sing along passionately to a popular song, when a friend finally brings it to my attention that I have the most of the lyrics wrong. Not that my version doesn't work, but it it's quite a bit lamer than the original version. I mean-"crunked up"? "crumped up"? They sound a lot alike, no? It's actually quite embarrassing. It's like your parent trying to say jiggy or something (although everyone should be embarrassed using that term). I mean, I can't even spell check this shit. I just hope people find it mildly amusing, somewhat endearing. And in exchange, I'll try not to make too much of an ass of myself. God forbid I wind up on an episode of Motormouth.