Now...I am complete

Oh, and here's a fan letter I wrote to him. Yes....I really did. Man, I suck! Please don't judge me.

Dear Bruce,

I just had the pleasure of making your acquaintance in SF for your book tour and promotion of the "Man with the Screaming Brain." Thanks for initiating the generic small talk and feigning interest in what I do for a living. I wish I had the nerve to ask that you write "workshed" in my book or make a sarcastic comment about how big the font is in your new book, but I didn't want to run the risk of you having me hauled out of the theater.

I think you are awesome and found my wait in line, flanked in a nerd sandwich well worth the hour and a half. I also enjoyed the Q&A session. You have a great smart-ass wit and rarely have I seen anyone field so many lame questions with such vigor and rapid "kiss my ass" come backs. If the Tsunami did hit, I would’ve been glad to be at the Balboa listening to you.
Keep it all coming-you rock!

Signed,

One of your cooler fans